Confessions.
I waste water enjoying too hot showers. I love everything about my dog, even when she annoys me. I'd much rather read than do actual work. Picking my nose is a favorite pastime. I've desperately wanted Birkenstocks nearly the whole of my life. My partner has a pair and I'm terribly jealous. Summer is the tits. I like crying more than I enjoy laughing. Emotional intelligence is the key to success. I want to live in a van, or a truck, or a really big car. Driving keeps me sane. Working out is something I've done enough of to last me a lifetime. Quitting has more negative vibes than it's worthy of. I close my eyes when I poop. My sense of smell is awful and I'm grateful for that. A good hat can cure the worst of moods. When paired with an ever-refilling glass of red wine. Babies are the truth, reincarnate, literally. Pregnancy is the ultimate beauty, forced on some, welcomed by others. The secrets I hold hurt me on par with the realities they once were. Shame is th